champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
