I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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