i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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