eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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