I must be too annoying 4 u.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
ok first of all what the fuck
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