sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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