i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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