I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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