is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
They are going to name an STD after you.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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