it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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