so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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