I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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