no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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