I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
