I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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