sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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