i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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