I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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