at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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