I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
They have beer where we have blood.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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