Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Panties = found
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