He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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