she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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