We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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