Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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