I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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