Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell

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(940): View more from Texas

Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night

(1-940): View more from Texas

I don't have a cat..?

(940): View more from Texas

Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.

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(815): View more from Illinois

In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.

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(361): View more from Texas

Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?

(830): View more from Texas

It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.

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