If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.