She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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