Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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