What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
