I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize