thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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