I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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