omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
