She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Be still, my beating vagina.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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