Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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