First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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