I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
sex in a hospital.. check
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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