I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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