is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
