you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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