I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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