Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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