He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize