I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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