So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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