We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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