By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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