Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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