cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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