I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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