ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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