Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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