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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

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• (714): View more from California

  Who was that guy you went home with?

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  Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.

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