i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend