I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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