There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.