Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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