Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i will never coherently bang her
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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