Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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