saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
