yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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