you have to choose: penises or morals?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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